(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(CHUCKLING) Do I have
a funny story for you guys!
So, I am a... (SCREAMING)
Huh! I like where this story
is going!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARS)
Ugh. Hi, Dad.
So glad you could drop by.
Silence, you ungrateful brat!
Now, bear witness
to the destruction
of your adopted world.
(THUNDER CRACKS)
Sorry, Trigon.
We are the Teen Titans.
Our friendship is stronger
than any evil.
And together we have
defeated every menace
that has come our way.
So inspirational.
-Let's do this.
-Titans, go!
(ALL GROANING)
Everything hurts.
That dude is tough.
We don't stand a chance.
(GRUNTING) Hope!
As long as we are still here,
we still have a chance.
And that's why we're
going to keep fighting!
Feeling inspired again!
(BOYS SCREAMING)
You're being a baby, Dad.
Why is the Trigon so upset?
I didn't give him anything
for Father's Day.
(GASPS) No wonder he has
destroyed our city!
You damaged his feelings.
Who cares about his feelings?
Excuse me? Trigon, sir?
What do you want?
This is for you.
Oh.
(CLEARS THROAT)
This was very thoughtful.
Thank you.
You know what?
I won't destroy Earth
after all.
Wow. Got rid of him.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
Okay, Titans. We need
to get back in the fight.
We're obviously near
the Earth's core.
What's our exit strategy?
Fly us out of here, bro.
(MACHINERY SPUTTERING)
-I can't, my thrusters broke.
-(THUD)
-We'll be trapped forever!
-(SOBBING) It's hopeless!
No, when all seems lost,
you must hold on
to three things!
Friendship! Together we will
overcome these odds.
Courage! We must face
what stands before us,
no matter the danger.
And most important, heart!
Stay together.
Believe in yourselves.
And we will emerge victorious!
Titans, go!
Oh, my gosh, dude!
I'm so inspired right now.
My heart just grew wings!
Bro, let's go!
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Hello, hello!
(GROANS) Back so soon?
Let me guess. You're here
to convince me to embrace
my inner demon.
Actually, I'm here
to see your friend.
Me?
I just wanted to drop off
a little gift for
being so thoughtful.
-(MEOWING)
-(GASPS) Kitty!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Aw, he is the perfect!
(CHUCKLING) I was going
to devour his soul,
but I thought you'd
enjoy him more.
Oh, I am so glad he did not
devour your soul.
Okay, thanks, Dad. Good-bye.
(SIGHS) I have feelings,
you know.
Mr. Trigon?
I was just going to have
a silly dance party
by myself, but...
Would you like to do
the silly dance, too?
Would I!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(MEOWS)
Well, at least he's not
my problem anymore.
(SENSORS BEEPING)
I found an exit, Titans.
(WHISPERING) But move quietly.
This cavern
is extremely unstable.
-Quietly?
-Dude, you asked
the impossible!
We're, like,
(SHOUTING) the loudest guys!
(VOICE ECHOING)
Just leave us, bro.
Save yourself.
Never! I need you
for the final battle
against Trigon.
He has most likely enslaved
most of the planet by now.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Cyborg! Beast Boy!
I would never abandon
those who would stand with me
against the ever-surging
tides of evil.
So inspirational.
My heart just laced up
its dancing shoes, baby!
I would never abandon
those strong enough
to call themselves
Teen Titans!
Now, let me hear you say it.
Who are we?
BOTH: (MEEKLY) Teen Titans?
-Again!
-BOTH: Teen Titans!
I can't hear you.
(SHOUTING) Teen Titans!
-Yes, now follow me!
-(BOTH GROANING)
-Ouch!
-(SOBBING) My pancreas!
This is Raven
when she was three.
STARFIRE: Oh, precious!
TRIGON: She'd just destroyed
her first universe.
(SIGHS) Where did that
little girl go?
Ugh! She grew up
and doesn't like to destroy
universes anymore, Dad.
Oh, and here's
one of us torturing
a demon together.
He was in so much pain.
(LAUGHING) Oh, good times.
(SIGHS) That is adorable.
Is something wrong?
My father never took
the family photos.
(SNIFFING)
Or invited me
to do the torture.
(SIGHS) There, there,
Princess.
He may not have been
there for you,
but I'm here now.
-(CAT MEOWING)
-Thank you.
-(TRIGON GIGGLES)
-(GROANS LOUDLY)
Weird! He's not
your dad, Starfire.
And you're not his daughter.
This has to stop!
Are you upset he's never
given you the kitty?
-(MEOWING)
-No!
(GASPS)
-Aw, man. That poor cat!
-This is so sad.
The little dude. (SNIFFLES)
He's doomed, just like us.
-No, this cat
is a symbol of bravery.
-(MEOWS)
He has survived
the perils of this cavern
with only his instincts
to guide him.
All alone. But we have what
this cat does not.
-Thumbs!
-No!
We have each other.
If this cat can survive
by himself,
then, of course,
we will survive!
Together!
Oh, no. I'm starting to feel
inspired again, bro.
Ah! It's like
there's fireworks
going off in my heart.
And together, history
will remember us
as the greatest superheroes
of all time!
Hey, nothing happened.
Yeah, I guess
we're gonna be okay...
-(YOWLING)
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
Oh!
I hate rocks.
RAVEN: Hey, Butterbean,
want to go to
the candy cane forest?
That sounds delicious.
Hello, hello. I've bought
caramel apples.
I hate caramel apples,
King Jellybean.
They're not for you,
Butterbean,
they're for Sparkleface.
Yum, yum, yum.
They are so good,
King Jellybean.
Om, nom, nom.
Hey! Those apples
are supposed to be mine,
you dumb horse.
(GRUNTING) Ow!
TRIGON: Play time, Raven?
Am I supposed to be
like the Face Sparkle? Dumb?
If the horseshoe fits.
(BOTH SNARLING)
Now, now, girls.
There has to be
a way to settle this.
There is.
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
He's just going
to disappoint you.
Like he always disappoints me.
I do not care!
All I want is to be treated
like the father's princess.
(SHRIEKING)
(GASPS) Raven!
-I am sorry.
-I'm sorry, too, Starfire.
-Why are we even fighting?
-I don't know.
I was never mad at you.
I was mad at my dad
this whole time.
Oh, come on!
The fight was
just getting interesting.
You wanted us to fight
this whole time, didn't you?
Oh, see? You lash out
in anger, Raven. (CHUCKLES)
Reminds me you're still
Daddy's little girl.
This is the best
Father's Day gift ever.
Well, if you like that gift,
we have one more for you.
(SCREAMING) See you
at Thanksgiving!
Sorry, Star. My dad may be
a horrible demon,
but I still want him
to love me.
I, too, wish for
the fatherly love.
Will you be my father, Raven?
-Yeah! Will you be mine, Star?
-Yes!
(GRUNTING)
Boo-yeah!
I can't believe
we made it, dude.
Yeah, boy!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yes, together we have
climbed from the depths
of the Earth,
triumphant and stronger
than ever.
Dude, he's being
an inspiration again.
Oh, my heart is riding
a gnarly wave of hope, bro!
Do something.
(BRAYING)
For we are heroes
of true valor,
strong moral fiber,
and above all...
(SCREAMING) Dude!
Good job, Beastie.
Yeah, that's what's up.
Let's never be
inspired again, okay?
Deal.
RAVEN: It is time. I must
don the ceremonial garb.
Tonight, darkness shall
creep over the land,
terror will walk the streets,
and children
will shriek in fear,
for tonight we will face
our greatest demons.
Happy Halloween!
Yay, you're a purple bunny.
Cool.
I'm a Pretty Pegasus.
Come on, guys. Halloween!
RAVEN: Look, a scary ghost.
(IMITATING GHOST)
Your paper ghost
is well made, Raven,
but far from the frightening.
(RAVEN GRUNTS SPOOKILY)
RAVEN: I am a jack-o'-lantern.
Boo!
What a waste of good produce.
Who wants candy?
We can get bags of it tonight.
If we want candy
we'll go buy some.
Beast Boy, I know for a fact
you love costumes.
We wear costumes
every day, mama.
What's going on, guys?
Halloween is our
favorite holiday.
It was our favorite holiday.
Now it's President's Day.
Do you not remember
last year, Raven?
Oh, why did we
eat all the candy?
-I don't feel so good.
-(STOMACH RUMBLING)
-Me too, bro.
-(BELCHING)
(GROANS) I think I'm gonna...
-Thunder!
-Thunder cats!
-(ALL VOMITING)
That's what happens
when you eat candy
with the wrapper still on.
Why do you care
so much anyways?
Because I'm half demon
and, you know,
I like doing scary stuff
with you guys.
We did too, Ray, but the
best part of Halloween
was being scared
and now that we're older
it just isn't scary anymore.
Yeah, I'm a grown man now,
doin' grown man business.
I don't have time
to be scurred.
(LAUGHING)
Halloween hasn't been scary
since I was a little gillnart.
What are you talking about?
It's totally still scary.
(IMITATING GHOST)
Yep, not scary,
trying to watch.
-(SIREN BLARING ON TV)
-Oh, you guys are so lame.
So Halloween
isn't scary anymore.
I've got just the thing
for that.
(BUBBLING)
-A witch's eye...
-(CACKLING)
...a dragon scale,
a mummy's hand,
a goblin's tail,
and three candy corn.
-Mmm.
-(BUBBLING)
Two candy corn.
-(GURGLING)
-Ah!
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Who summons my might
on this old Hallows night?
Oh, great Halloween spirit,
I totally need a solid.
My friends aren't
into Halloween anymore.
Not into Halloween?
Whatever do you mean?
Well, they say it's not
scary anymore because
they're too old.
Too old they say?
Well now they'll pay,
for my boos and ghosts,
we'll plot and scheme
to make your friends
all run and scream.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Why are we suddenly
scared of everything?
-(DINGS)
-(SHIVERING)
(ALL SHIVERING)
Ahh, we're kids again!
Whoa, you made them kids?
You did say they were too old.
That's not what I meant.
Whoa, Rave,
why are you so big?
Why are we so little?
And why am I so adorable?
I pee-pee'd myself.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(GASPS) What was that?
(SPOOKY LAUGHS)
Monsters!
Don't let 'em in,
don't let 'em in.
Code Red, I repeat Code Red!
-(ALARM SOUNDING)
-Go into lockdown,
now, now, now!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Guys, they're just
trick-or-treaters.
(ALARM SOUNDING)
(CHILDREN SCREAM)
Phew!
-HALLOWEEN SPIRIT: Scary, huh?
-Yeah.
That was a close one.
-Boo!
-Ahhh!
(SCREAMS) No!
Ahh!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, it feels so good
to be out.
(LAUGHS)
Time to make
some kiddies shout!
(SQUEAKING)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Who was that?
And why am I so adorable?
Uh, that was
the Halloween Spirit
who I guess you made mad
by saying you were
too old for Halloween,
so he turned you
into little kids or something.
The Hallo-what-spit?
The Halloween Spirit.
Behold!
"Since the dawn of time,
"Halloween Spirit
terrorized the land,
"bringing nightmares to life,
"feeding on the fear
of all children.
"As their screams
grew stronger,
so did his power.
"Finally the people
had enough.
"On the full moon
of All Hallows' Eve,
"they fought their fears
and banished
the Halloween Spirit.
"From their victory
our Halloween traditions
were born."
We can banish him again,
but we need to do it
before the full moon sets,
or you'll be trapped
as kids forever.
(ALL SCREAMING)
What do we do?
We fight.
In order to return
the Halloween Spirit
to his realm,
we're gonna need
a few things.
('80s-STYLED
POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(COMPUTER SOUNDS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
What were we thinking?
My quirltrap has never
quivered so violently.
Guys, I know it's scary,
but this is what
Halloween's all about.
Braving your worst fears
for the one thing
we need most.
What's that?
Candy and lots of it.
Candy?
Lead the way, purple bear.
I'm a Pretty Pegasus.
Now, let's trick-or-treat!
(SYNTHESIZER MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(SPOOKY LAUGHS)
(ALL CHEERING)
(SHIVERING) Uh, Rave?
Now that you kids
have had your fun,
it's time to make you
scream and run.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(CRACKLING)
(CACKLING)
(GROWLING)
(ALL SHIVERING)
(SQUEAKING)
(CACKLING)
It is not working.
Must be because we're afraid.
As long as he's feeding
off our fear,
we can't beat him.
What do we do?
(GROWLING)
Run!
(CACKLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)
-Ahhh!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)
-What now?
I'm sorry, guys,
it's all my fault.
I summoned
the Halloween Spirit.
Why did you do that?
Because Halloween was
the one day of the year
we all looked forward to.
Carving pumpkins,
trick-or-treating,
haunted houses,
I was just trying
to get all that back.
Instead I ruined Halloween.
Are you kidding, Raven?
Even though I've had
to change my pants
three times,
this has been the best
Halloween ever!
I hope my quirltrap
never stops quivering.
Yeah, being scared
is so much fun!
It's like being an adorable
little kid again.
Really? Then let's power up
with some Halloween candy
and take these guys down!
-(GOBBLING)
-(VIDEO GAME NOISES)
(MARTIAL ART YELL)
Halloween Spirit,
I command you to restore
my friends and return
to your realm.
(LAUGHING)
Don't make me laugh,
purple giraffe.
I'm a Pretty Pegasus.
And the name is Sparkle Face.
Jack-o'-lanterns.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Light 'em up.
(GROANING)
Keep it up, guys.
(GROANING)
We did it.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-Best Halloween ever!
-Whoo! Whoo!
-Let's do it again next year!
Thanks for spending
Halloween with me, guys.
And thanks for reminding us
how fun Halloween can be.
There's just one last thing.
What?
-Boo!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
I love Halloween.